1. Ants. It's spring, they're invading our house. I do not like bugs of any sort.
2. Settling for a bassinet I don't really want because I'm not working.
3. Feeling like crap for an entire nine months. Then being told that I'm really going to miss the ol' pregnancy card when it's gone. I don't think so.
4. Folding laundry when the other adult in the house talks on the phone or watches TV.
5. Eighty-five potty trips every day with the small child in our house.
6. Ten pee-pee pull-ups and one dirty one about every day still.
7. Baby kicking bladder/cervix/belly button.
8. Stupid and/or lazy people. Right now, that covers about everyone. No, I'm not talking about you. But if think I am, maybe you should take a good look at yourself.
9. People commenting on my "cheerful" mood. Bite me.
10. Four pee-pee trips of my own EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
And a special bonus!!
11. The lecture my husband will feel forced to deliver when he reads this. Stupid, stupid me.
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