A couple of weeks ago, Sophie was done using the bathroom and hollered for Daddy to come and wipe her butt. He went, then he yelled, "You have to come look at this!" Izzy went running, but I yelled back to wait a minute because I was washing up some dishes.
I missed it, but Chris tells me that our sweet, tiny little girl deposited a, um, turd of epic proportions. Say around 18" long. Here's the worst part, however - she does this regularly, like every few weeks. How that's even possible, we can't figure.
Don't worry, I'm getting to the funny part. Ever since then, Izzy has been eaten up with poop envy and every now and then he hollers for one of us to come and look at his gigantic poop. Chris is a sucker and complies. Or maybe he's just interested. Me, however, I pass.
Sophie also keeps trying to top herself, and now whenever she goes to the bathroom, she hops off the toilet and looks back, saying hopefully, "That a big poop?"
Truly, I should have called this blog, "Poopscapades."
5 comments:
Hannah is a gold medal pooper as well. I would swear her poops are the same diameter as a soda can and who knows how long cause they are always part way down the drain. Oh our sweet little angels
Oh yes but you forgot to tell the part where you rotten devil nephew Noah just tells it like it is and says "no thats a BIG CRAP" Yes you are right, one day they may kill us!!!!
Sweet! Reese is also very proud
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for not posting a picture. :)
Yes, I MUST agree with Crystal Mae on this one!!! Thank you for NOOOOO pictures!!!
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