This is HILARIOUS!!! I got this off my friend Meredith's site, and I just had to share it with you: Just google your name followed by the word needs in quotes - e.g. “XXX needs” and see what you get. Here are the top 10 things that Cindy needs, according to Google:
1. Cindy needs a tall, cold glass of STFU.
2. Chicken stew: Yet more of what Cindy needs...
3. Cindy needs your help.
4. Cindy needs our help.
5. Maybe Cindy needs to rub some good lotion.
6. Cindy Needs a Fix Like You Wouldn't Believe.
7. Life: Cindy needs some Craigslist magic!
8. Put Cindy back on the bus: Cindy needs to stay on that bus.
9. The lovely fairy Cindy needs you!
10. Cindy needs your help in Crawford.
Shoot, I know at least three or four of those are true...but I'm not telling which. Feel free to tell me what you need too!!
3 comments:
1. Crystal needs a lot of love.
2. Crystal needs someone with a lot of patience.
3. Crystal needs someone to give her lots of love and one-on-one attention to overcome her fears and past memories of mean humans.
4. Crystal needs just 6-8 inches of snow to open.
5. Crystal needs replacement.
6. Crystal needs to sit in a super saturated solution to continue growing.
7. Crystal needs improvement.
8. Crystal needs a home.
9. Crystal needs marble.
10. Crystal needs a park.
What did you guys do to me??? Look how much love and attention I need! I absolutely love #3--cracked up laughing when I read it!
Your #6 had me rolling!!!
1.Micki needs more tan to add some color to her body!
2.Micki needs your prayers.
3.Micki needs a time out.
4.Micki needs a positive outlet for her energy and she is looking for security in her life.
5.Micki needs anybody to warm her up. That girl's hot all the damn time!
6.Micki needs a big wood swing and a nice big fish pond.
7.Micki needs the help of a young street punk to locate a cursed pool cue that gives its owner great skill
8. Micki needs to make sure the lab door is shut and locked
9.Micki needs to shut the f@%# up she's never even had me on her top 8 (ever!) and we're supposed to be good friends
10.I only had 9?? Go figure!!
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