Sophie brought home a paper today from school where she had to draw three ducks in a row, and then write about what they're doing.
This is what she put: "The ducks' names are Emma, Sophie and JD. They are smelling each other's butts. I think that is gross, but they like to. I can't stop them."
I have no doubt that it's just a matter of time until I get a very interesting phone call from school.