Scene: I'm telling mom about Crony Bob leaking a little pee on a towel last night, because he's suffering from cystitis. Izzy then chimes in as mom is leaving the room...
Izzy: Crony Bob peed a little spot on my bed today too.
Me: He did? (I knew he didn't.)
Izzy: He jumped up on my bed while I was sleeping and he peed a little tiny bit on my bed.
Me: I think you're making that up.
Izzy: (Straight face) Yes I am. Crony Bob jumped up on my bed while I was napping and then he peed right here (gestures to the side of his leg) and then I woke up.
Me: Oh yeah?
Izzy: And then he peed here (gestures to the baby's mattress pad) on my bed and then Daddy changed my sheets.
Me: I think you're making that up too.
Izzy: (Totally straight face, the very picture of seriousness.) Yes I am.
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