I've never heard truer words.

Remember when I said someone needed to buy me this?

Well, I've been meaning to post that someone did! A long time reader of mine gave me one for Easter. Okay, so the reader is really my little sister, but how cool would it be if one of my anonymous readers actually sent me something?? Of course, then I'd just freak out about how you found me, and I'd probably quit blogging because I'd spend so much time peeking out the curtains for psychopaths, so it's probably best that it was just my little sister. She always give me prior warning when she's coming over to visit.

Anyhow, needless to say, but I'm saying it anyways, I was THRILLED TO DEATH to get this badge. I immediately pinned it to the lapel of my sweater coat and I show it to everyone who's attention I can grab. When I switch jackets, I switch the pin.

But I forgot to switch it the other day, and Izzy said, "Hey mom, where's that pin on your coat? You know, the one that says, 'I'm so stupid I make babies'?"

Now, THAT's the pin someone has to get me!