Sunday, March 01, 2009

How well do my kids know me?

This is little thing going around Facebook, but some of these answers are just too funny not to share, so here goes - my very favorite answer of all is Sophie's answer to number three, followed by Isaac's answer to number 19. Enjoy!

Isaac's answers (age 5 1/2): (Sophie's answers are after his).
1. What is something mommy always says to you? Clean up your room.
2. What makes mommy happy? Cleaning up my room.
3. What makes mommy sad? Saying I hate her.
4. How does your mommy make you laugh? Smacking me. (True dat!)
5. What was your mommy like as a child? A devil.
6. How old is your mommy? 21 (Close enough!)
7. How tall is your mommy? 64 feet
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Clean up.
9. What does your mommy do when you're not around? Play.
10. If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for? For the food you cook.
11. What is your mommy really good at? Folding laundry.
12. What is your mommy not very good at? Making daddy get up for his work.
13. What does your mommy do for a job? Change diapers, I mean take care of the babies.
14.What is your mommy's favorite food? Salad
15.What makes you proud of your mommy? When you teach the baby something.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? A Barbie. (Yeah, I figure that's what everyone else thinks too.)
17. What do you and your mommy do together? Play! And we also beat up together.
18. How are you and your mommy the same? We both share.
19. How are you and your mommy different? You mean me and you don't have to do the same thing?
20. How do you know your mommy loves you? You made me.
21. What does your mommy like most about your dad? Hugging him.
22. Where is your mommy's favorite place to go? Mama Norma's house.

These are Sophie's answers (3 3/4 yrs. old):
1. What is something mommy always says to you? Love you!
2. What makes mommy happy? I hug you and kiss you!
3. What makes mommy sad? When the trees are dying and the mermaids are dead.
4. How does your mommy make you laugh? Tickle me.
5. What was your mommy like as a child? You do something bad.
6. How old is your mommy? Tall!
7. How tall is your mommy? (Pats the top of my head.)
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Carry the baby.
9. What does your mommy do when you're not around? Clean up the house! (That's exactly what I do. *sigh*)
10. If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for? Decorating Barbie houses.
11. What is your mommy really good at? Doing the computer.
12. What is your mommy not very good at? Climbing up on the ceiling. (That's very true.)
13. What does your mommy do for a job? Doing the computer.
14.What is your mommy's favorite food? Pizza
15.What makes you proud of your mommy? Loving me! And that's all. (LMAO!)
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Santa Claus
17. What do you and your mommy do together? Clean up the house!
18. How are you and your mommy the same? Our bones.
19. How are you and your mommy different? Nothing. I'm just leaving.
(After I talk her into finishing...)
20. How do you know your mommy loves you? You give me hugs and kisses!
21. What does your mommy like most about your dad? Giving him hugs and kisses.
22. Where is your mommy's favorite place to go? Nowhere. Oh! To Walmart!! (I just died a little inside...)

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