My husband is warping my son's mind.

This is a conversation I just had with Izzy:

Izzy: Mom, I'm starving!

Me: No you're not. You just ate two bowls of cereal.

Izzy: (Sits quiet for a minute or two) Will you make daddy dinner tonight?

Me: What?

Izzy: Will you make daddy dinner tonight?

Me: Of course I will.

Izzy: (Said is a sing-song voice) Daddy sure loves dinner!

Me: (Rolls eyes)