Why? Because while I was upstairs, tending to my children and house, my dogs, unbeknownst to me, and without alerting me to an issue, came downstairs and
SHAT. SHAT ON THREE OF MY RUGS. AND PEED ON ONE TOO.
If I end up in hell, I'm certain that my eternal damnation will be spent cleaning up feces.
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