As my finger pressed down upon the shutter release button however, I realized, in horror, THAT THE ICING WAS LIQUID.
"OH MY GOD," I screamed, "IS SHE EATING DOG PUKE?"
As I frantically threw down the camera and grabbed up Suzi, Izzy very nonchalantly said, "Yep. I think she might be."
I raced her over to the sink where I furiously washed her hands, face, and mouth, then it was off the to the bathroom for a scrub down. I wrapped her up in a towel and ran straight to my room, where I got a washcloth wet and washed out her mouth, got her toothbrush and brushed her teeth and tongue, then I wiped it all out again with the washcloth. Then I popped her toothbrush into the sanitizer.
All I have to say is that it's gonna be a looooooong time before that baby kisses me again.